Ready to Blog, again

zomg time flies, it's been a year since my last post!!

I just watched a movie on tv - Julia and Julie. It's a story about a girl who wanted to be a writer but didn't know where to start, so her husband encouraged her to write a blog but that's in 2002 when blog wasn't that popular, yet. The story wasn't all about blogging. It was about how she found her new passion in cooking and she shared her cooking experiences in her blog. Like how all great movies end, her blog got noticed, she found her passion in life, she became a professional writer and someone made a movie about her journey. Yeap, movie based on true story.

Very awesome eh?

So that reminds me of my own little sad blog that I've neglected. I think I'm gonna start blogging again...I love my little hidden corner where I can just blab whatever I want.

You know, I used to be very out spoken. I loved socializing, loved talking, loved being around people. As I get older, I find myself being more introverted. For instance, these days I rather eat alone in a restaurant during lunch time than ask if anyone wants to join. Once I even bumped into my colleagues who came to the same restaurant and they saw me alone - I know wtf *awkward* They even invited me to join but seriously I couldn't be f socialising I just said 'It's ok I'm about done'.

Soooooooooo...I guess it's good I started blogging again so I can get shits out of me....it's like a conversation with somebody but actually no...in this case...it's a conversation with my imaginary friends. =) I think I like it better if no one reads this so I can write whatever I want, but then it would be stupid to post on a freaking internet right? LOL I don't make sense.

Oh well, I'm done for now. Finished my glass of wine so off to bed.

Until next time....Ciao~

Stinky to Ugly

I'M BACK!!! 

Princess was pretty stinky when saw her at the kennel...gave her a cut and a bath straight away when we got home...

And this here is Princess with her new hair cut.

She had a lot of huge knots on her body so I had to shave heaps of her fur off. She looks like a dog with skin problems now wtf HAHAHA

As a proud calculative stingy Asian, I refuse to pay $50 every two weeks to have her trimmed! Her fur grows freaking fast and that is a lota money for a poor girl like me!!!

I've been trimming her since the day I got her, so I've trimmed her for 3 years now. I've always been very proud of my masterpiece even though friends give me crap all the time for doing a shitty job.  

Kitty: OMG she's fooking ugly!!!

Pig: No she's adorable!

Kitty: One would think you would have improved after so many years of  practice but she's still ugly as ever! 

Pig: Who says there's no improvement! I don't spend as much time as I used to trimming her now. The only problem is the lesser time I spend on her the patchier she gets that's all. I have improved and you're looking at the evidence. 

Kitty: =.= 

I know I'm full of crap wtf

I still love my Princess ya know. 

She's not pretty, she's cute! =D 

Ho~Ho~Ho and Gong Hei Fatt Choi~~

My first ever Christmas Tree!!

Had a great time shopping for the tree and ornaments. 

Had even more fun putting up the tree and decorating it! 

Next year shall put presents under the tree toooo =D

My Christmas like breakfast! 

At the core of extreme narcissism, here's a photo of me in fake snow wtf

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone! While I'm at it, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TOO!!

Gonna take a hiatus from blogging, so I'll see ya guys next year hey! =)

Happy Holidays and Stay safe!! 

Malaysian Chinese Dumplings?

Learnt to make Chinese dumplings on the weekend. Don't they look awesome?

Before you say anything nice, FYI, I didn't make those. 

Here is my version.

Shape of a curry puff wtf AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hard core Malaysian~!!! Woohoo!!

Crab Meat Linguine

My favorite pasta in the whole wide world!!!!
Tried out this really awesome Italian Restaurant in Macao and guess what? I HAVE THEIR CRAB MEAT LINGUINE RECIPE!!!!!!

I present to you
Crab Meat Linguine by Chef Pig!

=D

Restaurant

Pig

Restaurant

Pig

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I know what you're thinking 

FINE mine looks a little more like fried noodle than pasta wtf
but my version tastes freaking awesome too!!!!! *die die have to support myself* wtf lololol

Got fresh crab and peeled the meat off one by one! <-- Self control man!
Added scallops too!

and because I am such a good friend, here's the recipe =D

Ingredients: 
100g king prawns
60g crab meat
30g sliced shallot
5g chopped garlic
10ml white wine
pinch of salt
1g chilli flakes
40ml clam juice
3g basil julienne
30ml olive oil
125g linguine

Serves: 1

Method:
1. Bring some water to the boil. Add pinch of salt and linguine and cook until al dente.
2. In a separate frying pan, saute king prawn in 20ml olive oil and keep aside.
3. Add the garlic and shallots to the frying pan and cook gently until glazed.
4. Add white wine and chilli flakes and reduce sauce by half.
5.Then add clam juice, crab meat and king prawn. Cook for an extra minute.
6. Toss the linguine in the sauce. Add basil julienne and the remaining olive oil and season to taste.

An idea for Christmas dinner! Enjoy~! =)

Man I hate flies

It's summer!!!
 Say hello to HOT WEATHER and FLIESsssssss!

Instead of staying away, aussie flies love humans. They would deliberately fly into your face, nose, ears, mouth, eyes, EVERYWHERE! They are either stupid or they need glasses if you ask me -___-

I know what I want for Christmas - A fly zapper!
*Zap Zap Zap* Die you little shits!!!!! DIE!!!!
I can't wait to go home where flies are more intelligent wtf

What I did last weekend

I think I'm addicted to cooking. Whipped up a feast with a couple of friends. Every bite was a total bliss....

I made cocktails too!
Margarita and lychee martini!
I need to work on the lychee martini recipe. It's tooooo strong till i had to add coke,the only non alcoholic drink I had, and it turned into a shitty brownish color wtf Total fail! Lucky the taste wasn't toooo bad.
FYI Margarita was a success! *peace sign*