Beethoven

I have finally decided to officially admit that swearing is NO GOOD! As you may already know, I swear when I talk (just for the sake of adding that spice to my sentences), I swear when I write (wtf wtf), I swear when I’m happy, I swear when I joke, I swear even more when I’m angry, and surprisingly I shut up when I’m sad. So yes, I am no girly girl wtf

This habit has been with me for *gasp* more than 13 years so I basically grew up cursing everyone who crosses my path. I blame my brothers and friends for it *still in denial =.=* Throughout my life I have had many people asking me to stop but I never saw it as something I really needed to do. It came to a point where friends called me Beethoven which reads 背多分in mandarin. All because they thought I look good from behind, nil points once I turn around and then points go negative when words start coming out of my mouth wtf wtf wtf.

A few months back I decided that it was time to start making changes in my life because I wasn’t happy with how things were. I had all my grand plans, things I want changed and achieved, all in my head. So one day, out of nowhere I had this bright idea, an idea that made bunny ROFL. I told him that from now on I will eat my fries without ketchup, egg without soya sauce and salad without dressing. In plain English, it means I will no longer add flowery words to my sentences, I will stop swearing or I will die trying wtf I was joking about the fries and soya sauce by the way.

Under the new regime, I started replacing wtf with wtt short for What the Tut, F Off with Tut off, arsehole with bum hole, shit with poo, bull crap with cow dung and so on. So when I speak, naturally the sound Tut will be my replacement and I make sure I prolonged it so it sounds exactly like the ones on tv. It annoys the hell out of bunny which makes the whole process so much more fun.

Even though I had the occasional slip ups where I was sent to the naughty corner to reflect, I must say I thought I was doing pretty well. I was so self conscious that I did not need people to remind me anymore *nose up high with big grin* and now nasty words don’t even come to mind even when I’m angry! No credit is to be given to anybody especially bunny because he was still cursing left right centre even though I was trying to stop! I blame everybody who cursed in front of me for my relapse wtf.

To be honest, I don’t see a problem with the occasional curse words here and there thus all the wtfs appearing in my writing again YAY!! Very rarely do i use curse words on people, only in situations where people really push all my wrong buttons and drive me up the wall. I think as long as people don’t get offended by my harmless nonsense then everything is good! Right? If FML is the best expression to use, so be it….I will say it with pride and joy wtf. Actually no, I'm not proud of this but I think I should just be who I choose to be. So yeah, the pig swears, big deal! After all we only live once, so stop being so uptight and relax man!