License to Pat

Put too much soya sauce in my half boiled eggs. Karma for being greedy wtf 

Can you believe I actually googled what it means when people pat your head? For some reason I get pat on the head a lot. Like a lot for my age wtf I’m freaking 25 years old and still get pat on the head like I’m 5. Should I be flattered or insulted?  I’m confused.

For example, today, manager was explaining something to me and in the midst of all her speed talking I got lost. I had a stupid look on my face with my mouth opened big big. She kept on going and stopped after she realised my stupid face. She asked if I’m following and I just blurted a long loud ‘HAHHHH???’. She then laughed and patted my head wtf which after I blurted ‘OHHHHHHHH!!’ because I finally got what she meant wtf =.= 

Another recent example, the other day in the club a really tall and did I mention cute guy *wink wink*was dancing beside me and accidentally bumped into me. He turned around apologized and gee guess what he patted me on my head wtf =.= His friend later came over and ask if he (tall dude) could dance with me lol lol lol which of course I declined because I could tell he was so much younger than me. He’s only 21!!! I got patted on the head by a 21 yo!!!!!!!! The funniest part was after I told him I’m 25, his face became o.O and very slowly made his way back to his friends HAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAH. His sooooo adorable. If only he was a few years older LOL Eh hem…*cough cough* eh wait..I shouldn't be so happy...he musta thought I was old lah that's why he silently left wth lol lol lol

So, why do I get pat on the head so often that I think it's weird? Could it be because I act like a big baby so people treat me like one? I get all excited when people call me baby HAHAHHA Even though I try to act all mature and professional at work but I bet everyone could tell I’m just faking it wtf Or even with my friends I always get treated like a kid. I get timeout or spank on the wrist if i'm naughty wtf. Whatever it is, I don’t mind getting the occasional patting on the head as long as it doesn’t mess up my hair AND ONLY IF reason for patting is because I’m cute/awesome wtf  I seriously don’t think I look cute or  young enough to be patted on the head. So does that mean people do it because i look retarded? If you had the slightest nod or said yes….......

I. Keel. You 

I'm Awesome like Kungfu Panda

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Twitter 

Even my blog title says ‘A little pink pig’s journey in pursuit of happiness’.

They were written when I first started blogging/twittering...like 3-4 years ago? I think my obsession is pretty obvious isn't it >.<

Last year I mentioned I was on a journey to make myself a more lovable person. I always believed I have to love myself first in order for other people to love me. Truth was I wasn't happy with myself, I wasn't happy with how I was as a person. I wasn't happy with everything that was in my life and those feelings went on for years and years.  It wasn't because my life sucked, but now I realised it was because I overlooked everything.

Finally, after all those searching, learning and growing…I can confidently say I found what I was looking for.

I can finally say with my chin high and a big smile 

‘I FEEL EFFIN AWESOME MOTHA FUKASSSS!!!!

*cough cough* *slap wrist* for cursing wtf

I am not drunk just so you know and this is not a temporary high or anything. This is for REAL!!!

Right now, I am happy with where I am. There is absolutely nothing I would change and nothing I would ask for. I have everything I need and even more. I wouldn't exchange it for the world. As for me as a person, I am finally comfortable with myself and I am happy with who I have become. Proud even!  I'm not perfect but at least I have a good heart lol lol lol *humility down the drain wtf* Joking lahhhhhh. Don't so serious!

Lastly, nothing best express my awesomeness like my wifi

HAHAHAHA wtf

Masak Masak

Masak masak is a Malay term children use when they play cooking game. I used to love that game and I was always the 'mum' who cooked for everyone. I know. Hard to believe wtf

Who would have thought the grown up version of me hardly cooks now *guilty*

Cooking is such a tedious process. So much trouble for one meal -  kill me. Go give mama a hug if you have home cooked food everyday. You're eating her heart and sweat wtf *i'm jealous*

Anyways, I still enjoy cooking once in awhile. Especially when I have someone to do it with. 

Good things are meant to be shared which include grocery shopping (involves carrying heavy items wtf) and the washing up at the end =P

 and it's even better when I get to indulge my yummy food in front of the TV. It's HK series btw hehehe

Attempted seafood this time. Live marrons!!

The lady told us to put them into the freezer for an hour. It will sort of put them to sleep so they won't feel pain when we kill it. When we took them out of the fridge and wash them under water, omg they started moving wtf We were freaking out and kept saying 'I'm so sorry' 'I'm so sorry' while sticking a knife through their head wtf I was so chicken I hid under the bench top because I didn't want the marrons to see my face wtf If they ever wanted revenge it wasn't me I was only the accomplice wtfwtf

and oh we got salmon too thank god it's already dead and sliced properly 

Our awesome yet guilty meal

I remember saying 'I don't know if I'm able to eat the marrons after witnessing their death'

and I also said 'Mmmmmmmmmmmmm this is soooooooooooo soooooooooo yummy!!!!!' while peeling the meat off the shell and putting it in my mouth wtf

Don't give me that look. If you tasted the marrons I bet you would say the same thing!!

I ma so Happeh~

Singapore 

Guess what, a security guy at the casino in Singapore said I LOOK VERY YOUNG and he checked my passport when I was exiting the casino. I repeat! WHEN I WAS EXITING THE CASINO!!! The other security guy already checked when I first enter and this AWESOME security guy seriously thought I was underage wtf and checked my passport again LOL LOL LOL

He made me so happeh~~~bahahahhaaaa

 

Macao

Tip: If you're planning a trip to Macao and thinking to stay at The Venetian, DON'T! The place is full of gamble ghost and people smoking INDOORS. I nearly died!! I reco you go for Four Seasons Hotel! It's nicer, quieter, cleaner and posh-er! and it's just right beside Venetian. Both hotels are connected!

Hong Kong!!

It's my third time there and I am still so in love with the place, putting aside the fact that the air was pretty much toxic wtf We were consider lucky if we saw blue sky!

and I almost kissed Andy Lau LOL

Walau eh this trip I went to so many casinos but I didn't even gamble. Not even once!!! Other than winning a bet I made with bunny that is HAHAHAHA Next time I shall make a point to play at least one game, just for fun! =D

I realise there's something wrong with my blog layout. 

I can't be bothered now I am just too lazy! Nemind it can wait! 

Till next time..gdniteeeeee! xoxo